The Real Cardinal Sin-- Jaime Sin

Imagine that you are a Cardinal in the Roman Catholic Church. Now imagine that your last name is "Sin."

You are imagining the fate of this real person.

In all seriousness, I hope he gets well soon. Anyone who helped to overthrow Ferdinand Marcos gets props from me. In honor of him, I am thinking of changing my name to "Cardinal Singh."

Let us hope that the rumors that Cardinal Sin is in fact mortal are greatly exaggerated.